Monday, December 15, 2025

2025 College Bowl Rosters


Ole Miss Rebels and Team Greg running back Kewan Lacy (5) celebrates.  (Photo by Andy Altenburger/Icon Sportswire via Getty Images)

The Teams. The Teams. The Teams ....

Team Chip

QB Dante Moore, Oregon

QB Carson Beck, Miami

RB Cam Dickey, Texas Tech

RB Mark Fletcher, Miami

RB Khobie Martin, Indiana

WR Omar Cooper, Indiana

WR Isiah Sategna, Oklahoma

WR Germie Bernard, Alabama

WR Malik Benson, Oregon

WR Deion Burks, Oklahoma


Team Dave

QB Ty Simpson, Alabama

QB Behren Morton, Texas Tech

RB Bo Jackson, Ohio State

RB Jam Miller, Alabama

RB CJ Donaldson, Ohio State

WR  Jeremiah Smith, Ohio State

WR Elijah Sarratt, Indiana

WR Harrison Wallace III, Ole Miss

WR CJ Daniels, Miami

WR Isiah Horton, Alabama


Team Patrick

QB Marcell Reed, Texas A&M

QB Fernando Mendoza, Indiana

RB Noah Whittingham, Oregon

RB Jordon Davison, Oregon

RB Le'Veon Moss, Texas A&M

WR KC Concepcion, Texas A&M

WR Dakorien Moore, Oregon

TE Kenyon Saddiq, Oregon

WR Deuce Alexander, Ole Miss

WR Jeremiah McClellan, Oregon


Team Greg 👑

QB Julian Sayin, Ohio State

QB John Mateer, Oklahoma

RB Kewan Lacy, Ole Miss

RB Roman Hemby, Indiana

RB Nate Frazier, Georgia

WR Carnell Tate, Ohio State

WR Caleb Douglas, Texas Tech

WR Mario Craver, Texas A&M

WR Reggie Virgil, Texas Tech

WR Ryan Williams, Alabama


Team JD

QB Trinidad Chambliss, Ole Miss

QB Gunnar Stockton, Georgia

RB Kaelon Blak, Indiana

RB Reuben Owens, Texas A&M

RB Jacoby Williams, Texas Tech

WR Malachi Toney, Miami

WR Zachariah Branch, Georgia

WR De'Zhaun Stribling, Ole Miss

WR Ashton Bethel-Roman Texas A&M

WR Noah Thomas, Georgia






Friday, December 12, 2025

COLLEGE BOWL 2025



WELCOME BACK!

Price: $20 per player.

Rosters: 2 QBs / 3 RBs / 5 WRs = 10 MAN ROSTERS

Players rack up points until their team lose, for your team's point total.

DRAFT IS SUNDAY 8:30 PM on FB IM or Text MSGS

DRAFT BOARD IS BELOW

Players are organized by stats:

PASSING

BAMA QB Ty Simpson 3,268 yards 26 TDs | Rushing: 98 yards, 2 TDs

OSU QB Julian Sayin  3,323 yards 31 TDs | Rushing: -2 yards 0 TDs

MIAMI QB Carson Beck 3,072 yards 25 TDs | Rushing: 39 yards 1 TD

OLE MISS Trinidad Chambliss 3,016 yards 18 TDs | Rushing: 470 6 TDs

IND Fernando Mendoza 2,980 yards 33 TDs | Rushing: 240 yards 6 TDs

TEXAS A&M Marcel Reed 2,932 yards 25 TDs | Rushing: 466 yards 6 TDs

TULANE Jake Retzlaff 2,862 yards 14 TDs | Rushing 610 yards 16 TDs

OREGON QB Dante Moore 2,733 yards, 24 TDs | Rushing: 191, 1 TD

GEORGIA QB Gunner Stockton 2,691 yards, 23 TDs | Rushing: 442, 8 TDs

TEX TECH QB Behren Morton 2,643 yards, 22 TDs | Rushing -81, 0 TDs

OKL. John Mateer 2,578 yards, 12 TDs | Rushing 416, 7 TDs

J MADISON Alonza Barnett III 2,533 yards 21 TDs | Rushing 544, 14 TDs

 

RUSHING

OLE MISS Kewan Lacy 1,279 yards 20 TDs | 25-154-0

J MADISON Wayne Knight 1,263 yards 9 TDs |  REC: 37-379-1

TEX TECH Cameron Dickey 1,095 yards 14 TDs | 24-216-2

OSU Bo Jackson  1,032 yards 5 TDs |  19-200-1

IND Roman Hemby 918 yards 6 TDs | 14-160-0

GEORGIA Nate Frazier 861 yards 6 TDs | 13-174-1

IND Kaelon Black 799 yards, 7 TDs | 3-25-0

TEX TECH J'Koby Williams 787 yards, 6 TDs | 30-371-2

Oregon Noah Whittington  774 yards 6 TDs | 16-76-1

MIAMI Mark Fletcher Jr. 685 yards 10 TDs | 14-107-1

TEXAS A&M Rueben Owens II 618 yards 5 TDs | 12-123-0

Oregon Jordon Davison 535 yards 13 TDs |

GEORGIA Chauncey Bowens 516 yards | 14-82-0

TULANE Javin Gordon 505 yards 5 TDs | 13-193-0

BAMA Jam Miller 493 yards 3 TDs | 21-198-2

Oregon Dierre Hill Jr. 481 yards 4 TDs | 10-89-1

OKL Tory Blaylock 444 yards 4 TDs | 8-41-0 TDs

OKL Xavier Robinson 417 yards 4 TDs | 14-89-1

TEXAS A&M Le'Veon Moss 389 yards 6 TDs | 1-2-0

OSU CJ Donaldson 330 yards 10 TDs | Rec 10-65-1

OSU James Peoples 344 yards 3 TDs | 10-50-1

 

RECEIVING

OSU Jeremiah Smith 80-1,086-11 TDs

MIAMI Malachi Toney 84-970-7

OKL. Isaiah Sategna III 65-948-7

TEXAS A&M KC Concepcion 57-886-9

TEX TECH Caleb Douglas 54-846-7

OSU Carnell Tate 48-838-9

TEXAS A&M Mario Craver 52-825-4

IND Omar Cooper Jr.  58-804-11

BAMA Germie Bernard 57-762-7

GEORGIA Zachariah Branch 73-744-5

OLE MISS Harrison Wallace III 46-719-3

IND Elijah Sarratt  51-687-12

TEX TECH Reggie Virgil 55-676-6

BAMA Ryan Williams 42-631-4

TEX TECH Coy Eakin 47-626-6

TULANE Shazz Preston 38-598-4

OLE MISS Deuce Alexander 34-577-2

MIAMI Keelan Marion 41-557-1

TEX TECH Terrance Carter Jr. (TE) 46-552-5

J MADISON Landon Ellis 33-541-5

OLE MISS Cayden Lee 33-537-3

OLE MISS De'Zhaun Stribling 38-533-5

Oregon Malik Benson 31-526-4

IND Charlie Becker 26-515-2

OKL Deion Burks 50-513-3

Oregon Kenyon Sadiq (TE) 40-490-8

TEXAS A&M Ashton Bethel-Roman 20-459-5

OSU Max Klare (TE) 43-448-2

Oregon Dakorien Moore 28-443-3

BAMA Isaiah Horton 35-430-8

J MADISON Nick DeGennaro 23-410-4

Oregon Jeremiah McClellan 25-397-2

MIAMI CJ Daniels  35-391-7

GEORGIA Colbie Young 23-336-1

OSU Brandon Inniss 32-237-3 




Thursday, January 23, 2025

FINAL SCOREBOARD



 1) Team Greg  299

2) Team David  250.5

3) Team Patrick  208.5

4) Team Chip  155

5) Team JD  143


Greg Congrats! Money coming soon - and a brand new trophy on the way.

The Bad Guys Won

Jeremiah the Great: Team JD's Jeremiah Smith celebrates in style

 

College Football Playoff Championship:

Ohio State 34, Notre Dame 23

The Buckeyes were on the warpath after a slow first quarter with a three-touchdown burst in the second for a 21-7 halftime lead. 

OSU went up 31-7 midway in the third before Notre Dame put together a couple scoring drives. But the Buckeyes were just playing with their food and shut down any comeback dreams soon after.

The main story? Team Greg's OSU gambit paid off big-time! It was a banner day for the scarlet and gray but just Greg's QB Will Howard (20.5 points) and RB Quinshon Judkins (a game-high 30) combined for 50 just by themselves.

For Notre Dame Team Dave QB Riley Leonard had a game, with 29 points but the plethora of OSU weapons were just too much.


Scoring

OSU RB Quinshon Judkins (Greg) 30

ND QB Riley Leonard (Dave) 29

OSU QB Will Howard (Greg) 20.5

OSU WR Jeremiah Smith (JD) 14

OSU WR Emeka Egbuka (Chip) 7

ND WR Beaux Collins (Greg) 5

OSU RB Treyvonne Henderson (Greg) 4

OSU WR Carnell Tate (Chip) 3

ND RB Jeremiyah Love (Chip) 2


Thursday, January 16, 2025

"You hear that Ohio State fight song? That is the sound of inevitability ..."

 


College Football Playoffs Scoreboard

There's no point fighting it, we are in the Buckeyes' Matrix - and Notre Dame's Marcus Freeman is not Neo (sadly).

Speaking of inevitability, allow me to introduce Team Greg, who has ridden his adoptive Buckeyes to the mountaintop. 

In this new format, loading up with one or two teams can bring glory - or peril. This roll of the dice turned into a CODE: Red (for the rest of us).

Without further ado, here's the scores heading into Monday's championship:


1) Team Greg 239.5 with 5 players left

2) Team David 221.5 with 1 left

3) Team Patrick 208.5 with 0 left

4) Team Chip 143 with 2 left

5) Team JD 129 with 1 left


Jack-off: Ohio State's Jack Sawyer celebrates the Texas demise.


Wednesday, January 15, 2025

Ohio State of Emergency

OSU RB Quinshon Judkins (Team Greg) hits the R1 button.

College Football Playoff Semifinals:

Ohio State 28, Texas 14

For the second straight time, the semifinals gave us a classic - even though this one was closer than the final score might indicate.

"Give us an inch - and we'll defend it." - OSU's Jack Sawyer.

With Texas threatening to score the tying touchdown a strip sack defensive TD put the Longhorns away and sent OSU to the championship.

The Texas defense held the Buckeye offensive stars in check but alas, couldn't A) cover a screen pass and B) didn't have enough firepower to get over the hump - especially with WR Matthew Golden injured and sidelined most of the game.

Buckeyes running backs led the scoring with Team Greg RBs Treyvonne Henderson (17) and Quinshon Judkins (17) each doing damage.

Scoring

OSU RB Treyvonne Henderson (Greg) 17 points

OSU RB Quinshon Judkins (Greg) 17

OSU QB Will Howard (Greg) 14.5

OSU WR Carnell Tate (Chip) 8 

Texas RB Tre Wisner (Dave) 8

OSU WR Emeka Egbuka (Chip) 5

Texas WR Matthew Golden (Greg) 5

Texas TE Gunnar Helm (Dave) 4

Texas WR DeAndre Moore (Patrick) 3

Texas WR Ryan Wingo (Patrick) 2

OSU WR Jeremiah Smith (JD) 0

Ass over tea kettle: Texas RB Tre Wisner (Team Dave) gets chopped down. 



Friday, January 10, 2025

Scoreboard!

 




These are the scores heading into Friday's second semifinal 
(see above for a preview)


Team David  209.5 with 3 left

Team Patrick 203.5 with 2 left

Team Greg 186 with 5 left

Team Chip 130.5 with 3 left

Team JD 129 with 1 left


St. Nicholas (Singleton) delivers; ND stays golden

        `Nicholas Singleton scores one of his three touchdowns (with extreme prejudice).  

College Football Playoff Semifinals:

Notre Dame 27, Penn State 24 

A three-quarter rock fight broke out into a freewheeling fourth quarter at the Orange Bowl.

Tied 10-10 after three quarters, both Penn State and Notre Dame combined for 31 points in the fourth, alone. 

In the end, the better QB-Coach combination pulled out the win, thanks in part to a dreadful INT by Drew Allar.

PSU RB Nicholas Singleton (Team Patrick) was a beast, scoring a game-high 29 points helped by a TD hat trick, while ND QB Riley Leonard added 20.5 with one score passing and one rushing.

The Life of Reilly (Leonard).

Straight Trash

And a special and hearty F-YOU goes out to the "receivers" who played in this game as not one, but three owned players posted lovely SCORELESS outings. 

You know announcers are just being kind when they talk about them as if they're just "mid." Nope.

I can't wait to watch you guys never again, none of you are good enough for the UFL.


Scoring

PSU RB Nicholas Singleton (Patrick) 29 points 

ND QB Riley Leonard (Dave) 20.5

ND RB Jeremiyah Love (Chip) 11

PSU TE Tyler Warren (Patrick) 9

PSU RB Kaytron Allen (Patrick) 8

PSU WR Omari Evans (Patrick) 0

PSU WR Harrison Wallace (Dave) 0

ND WR Beaux Collins (Greg) 0


RIP, Penn State Nittany  Lionesses



Tuesday, January 7, 2025

Upcoming Schedule

 Hello gentlemen, here are the remaining games: 



Points

1 Team David - 189 points with 4 remaining players

QB Riley Leonard, Notre Dame 20.5 / 15 / 35.5 points

RB Tre Wisner, Texas 23 / 8 / 31 points

WR Harrison Wallace III, Penn St. 4 / 3 / 7 points

TE Gunnar Helm, Texas 13 / 11 / 24 points

Team Dave's TE Gunnar Helm


2 Team Greg - 186 with 5 remaining players

QB Will Howard, Ohio St. 21.5 / 22.5 / 44 points

RB Quinshon Judkins, Ohio St. 16 / 8 / 24 points

RB Trevyonne Henderson, Ohio St. 25 / 23 / 48 points

WR Matthew Golden, Texas 4 / 22 / 26 points

WR Beaux Collins, Notre Dame 7 points


Team Greg QB Will Howard talks $hit


3 Team Patrick - 152 with 7 remaining players

QB Drew Allar, Penn St. 5.5 / 18 / 23.5 points

RB Nick Singleton, Penn St. 15 / 14 / 29 points

RB Kaytron Allen, Penn St. 21 / 13 / 34 points

WR Omari Evans, Penn St. 0 / 11 / 11 points

WR DeAndre Moore, Texas 0 / 8 / 8 points

WR Ryan Wingo, Texas 3 / 3 / 6 points

TE Tyler Warren, Penn St. 3 / 18 / 21 points


Team Patrick RB Kaytron Allen does the Heisman pose, for real.



4 Team JD - 129 with 1 remaining player

WR Jeremiah Smith, Ohio St. 24 / 30 / 54 points


Team JD WR Jeremiah Smith strikes a pretty pose while dominating


5 Team Chip - 119.5 with 3 remaining players

RB Jeremiyah Love, Notre Dame 18 / 2 / 20 points

WR Emeka Egbuka, Ohio St. 8 / 13 / 21 points

WR Carnell Tate, Ohio St. 1 / 1 / 2 points

Team Chip RB Jeremiyah Love found the sledding tough against Georgia.








Monday, January 6, 2025

PJ Fleck gets the mayo

We mocked him years ago for being "Coach Bro." Now his Golden Gophers have won the Duke's Mayo Bowl and he received his just desserts.

Late last week we got to see one of the proudest traditions in bowl comedy - and Fleck really is built for this.

Enjoy the spectacle below: