"You hear that Ohio State fight song? That is the sound of inevitability ..."

 

College Football Playoffs Scoreboard

There's no point fighting it, we are in the Buckeyes' Matrix - and Notre Dame's Marcus Freeman is not Neo (sadly).

Speaking of inevitability, allow me to introduce Team Greg, who has ridden his adoptive Buckeyes to the mountaintop. 

In this new format, loading up with one or two teams can bring glory - or peril. This roll of the dice turned into a CODE: Red (for the rest of us).

Without further ado, here's the scores heading into Monday's championship:

1) Team Greg 239.5 with 5 players left

2) Team David 221.5 with 1 left

3) Team Patrick 208.5 with 0 left

4) Team Chip 143 with 2 left

5) Team JD 129 with 1 left

Jack-off: Ohio State's Jack Sawyer celebrates the Texas demise.